Lambo-on-Lambo Action, Silly Plot—This Car-Porn Video Has It All

We’ve seen our share of dopey internet videos with brahs driving fast cars, many of which come out of Florida and most of them being insufferably stupid (although “Bugatti Veyron Lake Crash” is still one of our favorite guilty pleasures). But every now and then, one comes along that’s too good not to pass along. This is one of those.

Posted by World Car Fans and apparently produced by Florida dealership Lamborghini Palm Beach, the highly produced, five-minute video is pure car porn, a Lambo-on-Lambo scene with full-frontal lewdity, starring a black Gallardo and a Huracán in “sexy policeman” costume that mimics the Huracán donated by Lamborghini to the Italian State Police. Unlike most internet videos (including those of the porn variety), this one ostensibly has a moral: The Gallardo is so early 2014, and if you have one, the new Huracán will hunt you down and cite you for old-car ownership. Here, take this card and upgrade that turd, ya douchebag, it implicitly says.

• We’re not exactly sure whose Huracán that is, but a Lamborghini spokesperson confirmed that it was not provided by Lamborghini and is not the actual Italian State Police car. So, yeah, it’s clearly a good wrap job (see the credits at the end if you want to know who did it). Meanwhile, take a gander at the video if nighttime car chases between two Lamborghinis on causeways sound like your cup of tea. Or if you simply want to spend five straight minutes swirling in the inebriating sound of raucous, roaring 10-cylinder engines.